And you're a lifeless hack who has nothing better to do than look at things he doesn't like on the internet.
this reminds me of my childhood, watching the neighbors dog crap on our sidewalk, wishing i had a play dough set. could you maybe do something with a hermit crab and a light brite? i haven't seen it on the internet yet- but i'm sure i'll like it :)
I'll see what I can do.